Okay…alright…here we go!
But first, a review of Carrot Stew…
All I can say is that carrot stew is a party in your mouth.
Happiness followed by joy!
Which was a good thing, because a bitch had a dawg walking accident Saturday and was in desperate need for some happiness and joy by the time Sunday came ‘round.
Why this bitch is limping on a crutch today...
Basically, I was walking the sorta-beagles when they houndishly fixated on something to the left. This bitch was walking to the right.
Dawgs tugged left…a bitch spun around to the right…my feet stayed where they were…and something made a pop in my right ankle.
Honest! This bitch heard something pop down there!
I hit the ground cursing all things beagle. By the time I made it home I was convinced that my ankle was no longer attached to my leg.
Which made me feel hurlish on top of battered.
But not nasty enough to have this bitch run out to visit a St. Louis city Emergency Room on a Saturday night.
A phone call to my doctor friend Lukas (hugs and thanks to you) put me more at ease. Apparently I wouldn’t have been able to hobble around on it if I had really fucked it up! And a quick trip to my doctor this morning confirmed that this bitch has the mother of all sprains in my ankle area.
Sorta-beagles should come with warning labels!