A bitch is stressed out and grateful for the weekend!
Jumping in because stress makes me incapable of bullshit…
Has an alien Geraldo Rivera taken over the body of Paula Zahn?
It’s a perfectly valid question!
I haven’t seen Geraldo since the beginning of the war. True, I’ve trained all the technology in my house to avoid FOX like the plague…can’t stand coming home to that kind of programming in the TiVo. But one still expects Geraldo to make the news for some asshole stunt yearly. And I can’t remember the last time I saw or heard from his ass.
Anyhoo, Geraldo is missing from a bitch's world…and Paula Zahn has gone from bad to worse on the stunt tip. Race baiting…gay baiting…and now it looks like she intends to bring the rare no matter how much of a big deal the media makes of it crime of women who attack pregnant women for their fetuses out in the open.
Gawd, if that’s not proof that Geraldo now inhabits Paula Zahn’s body as an alien parasite I don’t know what…I just don’t know what!
If things follow along like the plot of Alien the Geraldo-esque parasite will explode from Paula’s abdomen and make a mad dash for the studio ventilation system.
Talk about brining it all out into the open!
Okay, fuck it... Paula's a grown woman and capable of being a complete asshole without the assistance of the alien Geraldo.
But I like that visual...and you know you do too.
Am I the only bitch who doesn’t have a clue how someone cheats at NASCAR and could give a shit that they did?
Is it “I doped myself to win a bike race” bad or “A decade worth of baseball stats are full of shit” bad?
Oh, who gives a shit...
Did y’all see this shit?
That’s right, The Queen of Rancidity Ann Coulter and The Pride of Cape Girardeau Rush Limbaugh are joining together…not sexually, mind you…not that they couldn’t join together sexually, what with him having access to lots and lots of Viagra and all…ahem…they have joined together for a FOX comedy show geared to take on my beloved The Daily Show.
The show is set to debut this Sunday on FOX.
The writers of The Daily Show need to light an extra candle to the comedy gods for that blessing of guaranteed material…big time!
Happy Mardi Gras and y’all have a safe and festive weekend…