It seems that conservatives…at least American conservatives…are producing more chil’ren than liberals.
What the fuck?
Or rather what’s up with all the fucking...umm, fluid exchanging?
One would expect them to be a bit more content, but babies and sexual satisfaction don’t always go hand in hand.
Holy shit, a bitch will never be able to look at Rick Santorum the same way again.
80% of people vote like their parents, which is why conservatives are gloating over their…well, successful breeding program.
Shit, that’s what it reads like!
This 80% factor makes a bitch wonder if conservatives are deliberately breeding towards world domination! The very fact that they are willing to go on record about their…ummm…high yield numbers indicates a ‘goal’ has been reached or is in sight.
And conservatives have built-in social conditioning systems to reinforce the parental influence component and thus increase the likelihood that the ‘harvest’ will reach the marketplace…err, the polling place…unspoiled and prepared to pull the Republican lever without pause.
Have I seen this movie before?
So, conservatives do have sex after all!
Actually, they appear to be fucking like sex is about to go out of style.
As for good sex? Well, a bitch certainly hopes someone is getting off while making all those babies!
But this bitch is having a hard time with the math...adding devoted church attendance to tons of sex and coming up with a 50% divorce ratio doesn't jive.
Is it church followed by marriage, babies, divorce, remarriage and then more babies?
Or is it marriage followed by church followed by babies and then divorce followed by sintastic sex with your office spouse, remarriage and then more babies followed by divorce again?
This is fascinating!
Oh...yeah...congratulations on that baby making shit.