Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Am I the only bitch hearing disco right now?

The Democratic voters have spoken in Connecticut...big time!

Now I know my ass is not the only bitch hearing disco right this minute...

First I was afraid...I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.

I grew strong.

I learned how to carry on...and so you're back...from outer space.
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face!
I should have changed my stupid lock...I should have made you leave your key.

If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me...

Go on now go...walk out the door...just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore!

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with good bye?

Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?

All together now...loud as a motherfucker so that the neighbors complain...

Oh no, not I!
I will survive!
As long as I know how to vote...ummm, sorry about that...love I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my life to live....I've got all my love to give...
And I'll survive

I will survive.

***Sharktastic bitch-based disco groove dance required here***

What?

Y'all know that song was already up in your head...

13 comments:

JerseyTjej said...

I'm sangin' my ass OFF!!!

Huntington said...

Actually, I just had one Pet Shop Boys couplet:

"Do you play to win
Or are you just a bad loser?"

Lieberman's "loyalty" to the Democratic Party just puts the icing on the cake.

Thinks4herself02 said...

Thanks for adding to my already happy mood with your disco blog! Bush's favorite elf has just lost!!! Wooohooo!!!!! Look out all you blood-thirsty, illegal warmongering, neo-CON and corporation-loving politicians--America has had quite ENOUGH!!!!

Disgusted in St. Louis said...

State of Connecticut - Sites, Seals and Symbols:

The State Bird - The American Robin
The State Hero - Nathan Hale 1755-1776
The State Song - "Yankee Doodle"
The State Fossil - Eubrontes giganteus
The State Flower - The Mountain Laurel (Kalmia latifolia)
The State Douchebag - Joe Lieberman (Sanctimonia fucksnotia)

Rob7534 said...

Excellent!

Very Snarky, I "Loves-It!"

Damn, now I have to play that song on my mp3!

EverydaySuperGoddess said...

Love that song!

It's Me, Maven... said...

As always...Apropos of EVERYTHANG, ABB.

Ant Annie said...

Good song!

But now the douchebag (Loserman) has said that he'll run as an independent and the republicans are overjoyed. Loserman could take votes away from Lamont, giving the seat away. Da*n politicians - after they lose why can't they just go quietly into the night with their tails between their legs?

~ann

Jeem said...

I think I'll have to find and listen to that song too.

The sad part, though, is that I cannot even read the lyrics to that song without thinking of Hugo Weaving, dressed as he was in The Matrix, dancing to that song as he did in Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Terrence said...

Hilarious.

Great post.

Anonymous said...

I love it ABB

The republican's joy will be short lived because the democrats are tired of all the BS. The voters have spoken and it was loud.

J said...

Hey ABB, do you remember the little alien that used to sing that song, some email joke that went around in '99? Still makes me laugh. :)
http://rz-home.de/~ohoss/vid/Alien.mpg

Stupid Leiberman. I hope he breaks his leg soon, and I hope it hurts.

Anonymous said...

Lieberman - what a dipshit. I'm glad his sorry ass left:-)! What a funny entry today...thank you...