Jumping right in...
Oprah and Gayle are not gay…totally not gay…they think there is nothing wrong with gay, but for the record they are not gay and want to make that clear. Their relationship is 'otherworldly', just not gay…very not gay…beyond not gay…so not gay that their love is the definition of not gay same gender affection.
Oh, and did I mention that they are NOT GAY?
A bitch didn’t bring this shit up out of thin air. Oprah wrote an article saying as much in O Magazine and it is being pre-spun...right round like a record, baby (wink)... all over creation!
Someone wants the masses to know that they are not gay...right?
Or did someone recently confuse Oprah with Ellen?
This is so confusing.
Oprah? Darling, public declarations of ungayness are sooooo 1950's Liberace. Does someone’s magazine need a circulation boost…or was your cable out on a Friday night?
Anyhoo, I always suspected that Oprah's favorite flower was narcissus...
A bitch went door to door this past Saturday to canvass voters! Missouri has a primary August 8th and I wanted to show my support. Being relatively broke, my support came in the form of lots of walking…and knocking…and question answering…and sweating…and enduring of extreme heat.
A bitch should have been born rich.
Anyhoo, canvassing is a great way to remind yourself that the masses are dealing with real issues even if their government is knee deep in panderific bullshit.
People wanted to talk about health care…jobs…education…roads…identity theft…and crime.
A bitch didn’t get a single question about flag burning or who should marry who.
Missouri voters should know that the new voter id law is being challenged. Correction - the photo identification requirment is being challlenged, but is not slated to apply until November 7, 2006. The best way to address this bullshit long term is to kick the current trifling majority the hell out of Jeff. City!
The Missouri Primary is August 8th.
Get your vote on!