Yes, this bitch has not fallen off the anti-smoking wagon. Sadly, a bitch has had to cut down on the lozenges because they have an insomnia side effect. This bitch already suffers from insomnia and total lack of sleep can be dangerous.
Shit, my ass read somewhere that tired driving can be as dangerous as drunk driving!
So, a bitch has been trying to distract myself from the cravings by dreaming about cake.
Specifically, 7Up cake.
Don’t ask me why…fuck it…a bitch adores a good soda pop based cake.
Since it’s been a while since this bitch has posted a recipe, here y’all go.
BTW – To the Vegetarians among us, note the lack of lard-based products. To the Vegans…well, ummm…sorry ‘bout that, but the cow and the chicken involved in the creation of the butter and eggs are free ranging it somewhere in out-state Missouri…promise!
1 ½ cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
3 cups flour
2 Tbls. Lemon extract
¾ cup 7Up
Cream butter and sugar until smooth. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add flour, lemon extract, and 7Up; mix well. Pour into greased angel food or bundt pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour and 15 minutes or until done. Let cool and then sprinkle with powered sugar.
Friends in town feel free to drop by a bitch’s office tomorrow for a taste...of the cake (wink).