Thursday, July 19, 2007

Tensions heating & drama increasing…

Y’all know a bitch is all over the twists in the Russian spy poisoning case!

Here’s the latest

Russia is expelling (you get an instant visual with that word, don’t you?) four British diplomats…‘cause the United Kingdom is expelling four Russian diplomats because Russia is refusing to hand over Andrei Lugovoi…catch breath...who has been identified by U.K. officials as a suspect in the poisoning of Alexander Lit­vinenko.

Oh my!

ABB's take on how this latest shit went down…
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov“I don’t know who you think you’re telling what to do, but you have lost your motherfucking mind Mr. Miliband!”

British Foreign Secretary David Miliban… “You need to come correct and hand over that felon! This ain’t 1946, asshole. We are New Britannia and I think you need to recognize!”

Lavrov... “Fuck you asshole. Russia will not hand over a citizen to stand trial for this poisoning.” he pauses and then continues tauntingly. “Besides, Lugovoi told us you British poisoned Litvinenko. Perhaps you should put yourself under arrest and on trial?”

Miliban, voice clipped and anger apparent…"That’s it! That’s it, motherfucker! I’ve had enough! We’re expelling four of your diplomats…before they can poison anybody. And you can forget about visas or visa applications.”

“Whatever, ass!" Lavrov shoots back hotly. "Send our people home. We won’t need visas ‘cause we won’t be traveling to London until you get a handle on that poison in the tea problem! And two can play this game, Miliband. Russia will match those four expelled diplomats with four of your own…and you can forget about our cooperating on any counterterrorism measures too!”

“You have no shame. No shame! You just remind Mr. Lugovoi that he is subject to international extradition. You just do that!” Secretary Miliband spits out.

The both men slam their phone down…hard…and curse the other by name!

Blink.

Lawd, this is better than a marathon of Footballers' Wives on BBC America!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"We are New Britannia and I think you need to recognize!"

Girl, you are a mess.

-Delux

brian said...

Actually this little intigue could use a bit of Tanya Turner treachery.

Skye said...

"We are New Britannia and I think you need to recognize!"

Oh wow, I hope my boss doesn't wonder why I'm laughing so hard...

Huntington said...

Ha! I'm imagining that dialogue in Russian and Cockney accents.

JerseyTjej said...

That was classic!

Anonymous said...

Girl you were on point!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6914522.stm

"Russian President Vladimir Putin has dismissed a UK request for Andrei Lugovoi's extradition as the remnant of a "colonial mindset"."

Alex said...

Did you read yesterday's newspapers? Lavrov WAS in fact SWEARING, however in a different talk.

That's really funny and urr... scary.

P.S. I'm from Ukraine