A certain Meg sent a bitch an e-mail wanting to know why my ass hasn’t gone on the record about which, if any, Presidential hopeful I’m supporting.
Based on the offer of a bumper sticker in support of a certain someone this bitch assumes that Meg wants a bitch to throw my support and bitchitude behind her chose candidate.
…but I am undecided.
As a matter of fact a bitch is more than a wee bit worried about anyone who has decided this far out.
But whatever…this bitch certainly understands crushing on a candidate.
I just don’t suffer from that shit.
But Shark-fu, why don’t you suffer from it?
Great question, Meg (wink)!
While candidates scramble to lock in likely voters…appeal to undecided voters…and secure the endorsement of groups representing potential voters…we, the people, have a rare opportunity to ask them shit and perhaps get answers.
What do they mean when they say public education is failing our kids? How do they define failing?
How do they intend to decide on Supreme Court justices?
When was the last time they went to the market and purchased milk?
Why do they want to be President?
How would they address the still present fucktitude of FEMA?
What would they do to make right the wrong done to The Gulf region?
When they say they are pro-choice what does that mean to them?
Are they prepared to go on the record in support of the return of comprehensive sex education to the classroom?
What initiatives do they plan to address the immigration question? Do they think immigration is a problem?
How do they define the job description of President of the United States? What is the role of the President?
Do they support pre-emptive war? Do they agree with The Powell Doctrine?
What are they prepared to do to address the ongoing conflict in Iraq and what are they prepared to do if their plan doesn’t work?
Ho do they intend to maintain the balance between security and liberty?
Meg, a bitch has seen friends fret and delay decisions for weeks over whether or not to purchase a whatnot at Target.
And you can return a whatnot to Target (keep the receipt!!) if you get it home and it looks like shit.
Don’t you think the decision over who will have the power to fuck shit up for the next four years should be approached with caution rather than wrap it up I’ll take it passion?
Hasn’t the long national nightmare that is Bush II- Revenge of the Knave taught us anything?
Candidates should know that they must achieve my vote and earn my support.
So, thanks but no thanks for now on the bumper sticker offer.
This bitch and Ms. Sister Girl Cabrio’s ass shall remain unadorned and undecided...