Oh, my sweet Lawd have mercy on my soul!
Scooter B. is set to undergo a Full Couric (wink) tomorrow and…
Are you sitting down?
Vice President Dick Cheney will take over Presidential powers whilst Scooter B.’s colon is scoped!
Okay….okay, okay….a bitch needs to calm down.
Okay…okay, okay…I need to check my 'the world is going to shit and the end of days is upon us' check list.
Map to Canada through multiple routes including rural Vermont & Maine?
Dawg kibble and snacks?
Everything is cool.
A bitch is beyond prepared!
Well, shit. There’s no telling what drama Dickie C. can bring about in two to three hours plus recovery time!
Think ‘bout that before you mock my check list complete with kibble and Smartie-based joy.
Trust that a bitch won’t be the only one sleeping with my baseball bat tomorrow!
Logs off to call Brother Rob and confirm the location of the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks flee to bunker…