How to begin?
On behalf of the state of Missouri…the city of St. Louis (Shit, do we have to claim him? He lives in Clayton, doesn't he? Ugh.)…and the flock of the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks, this bitch would like to apologize in advance for newly appointed Ambassador Sam Fox.
Our Most Feared Leader, Scooter Bush, utilized a recess appointment to pay off an election securing debt owed a loyal friend…and you, the people of Belgium, are going to be the ones stuck with this asshole as ambassador from the United States.
Sorry ‘bout that.
Sam Fox of the truth be damned Swift Boat veterans for inaccuracy funding St. Louis Big Money Man on Campus capable of spending shit loads on political bullshit and thus worthy of a ‘you’ve done a fine job, Foxy’ kickback Ranger level Bushies…cough…has been appointed, by royal decree, ambassador to Belgium.
So, so very sorry!
Allow me to explain.
Some men drive giant sport utility vehicles or trucks to compensate for…well, hmmm.
Scooter B. tosses out recess appointments from hell.
The thing is, this bitch can already see Fox in action in Belgium!
You can expect an ad campaign against Prime Minister Verhofstad.
Oh yeah, that’s a given.
Fox will quickly ally himself with the conservatives and go after liberalism with a ferocious behind the scenes and not on paper blood lust that will shock and alarm!
Mmhmm, this bitch gives it three months tops before you start to see Belgium Vets for Truth ads calling out Prime Minister Guy Verhofstad for something he didn’t do or alleging that he didn’t do something he did do.
Fox, being the money man…and a coward...will hide behind his checkbook and fund the hell out of the campaign.
But a bitch is certain the great people of Belgium will survive Sam Fox (again, so sorry) and emerge unchanged.
Just keep your eyes on him…he’s an established knave, trust a bitch.
Bonne chance, Belgium!
Uh, or is it bonne courage?
Umm, veel geluk?
May the force be with you…