If premarital sex is normal...
…so most Americans get their groove on before marriage (assuming that this research factors in lesbians and gays even though marriage isn’t an option…but sex is, so…hmmm)…
…then why do we have a sex education program tailored to the rare sexless before man on woman sanctified matrimony securing soul?
It makes no sense…like putting the cart before the horse, trickle down economics or Brittney Spears.
Mayhap the problem here is that most Americans don’t know that most Americans get it on before marriage!
But all those folks fucking pre-marriage have to know…and most of Americans are doing that so most Americans should know, right?
So who the hell doesn’t know?
Well, this is alarming! Just imagine this percentage applied to something else…most Americans drive drunk, for example. Would our public policy people (Lawd, say that ten times fast) debate the need for seatbelts and comprehensive driver’s education in the face of those numbers?
Shit, knowing them this bitch won't take that bet.
Anyhoo…fuck it (wink)…three cheers for our new national pastime!
Who the hell is going to break it to baseball?