ABB’s Revised Pre-Debauch Check List
Hot outfit?
Check!
Signature MAC Underworld Lipstick?
Do you dare doubt a bitch?
Shit.
Check!
Underwear?
Blink.
What?
Shit, this bitch tries to learn from the drama of others. They may not stay on (wink), but a bitch is going to leave the house wearing my drawers!
Ahem.
Where was I? Oh, yes!
Underwear?
Check!
Cab Fare and/or designated driver/couch to crash upon?
Come on now.
Check!
Be safe whilst being naughty, chil’ren, and this bitch will see you if I see you…
2 comments:
Say your bitchfirmation before you leave the house, my dear...I'm living proof that they work. I got my grades today for my first semester in law school, and let's just say I will be reciting the Final Exam Bitchfirmation you wrote for us every semester for the next two and a half years!
By the way, I shared the Bitchfirmation with some of my classmates, and learned that I am one of many ABB fans at my law school...you're beloved all over!
Don't forget the sunglasses for the commute.
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