This bitch had a productive weekend.
I journeyed to Ozark country to participate in a strategic planning retreat. Now, anyone who knows this bitch knows that my ass hates to drive long distances. Some of that is based in fear…the rest has to do with despising public restrooms (wink).
I made a promise to myself years ago to confront my fear based avoidances whenever my brain decides to acknowledge one…which is why this bitch hit the highway solo Saturday morning.
Mmmhmmm, just a bitch and her Cabrio.
The drive took me over 3 hours each way (a bitch drives slow as hell and had to stop to purchase apple butter)...and it involved both Highway 70 and 54, which took a bitch and her car through some beautiful hillified parts of Missouri.
A bitch learned a lot about me through this exercise.
Shit a bitch learned about her own self while driving to and from Ozark country...
#1 My nerves are bad as hell and are that fact is only made worse by long distance driving.
#2 The Amish make fucking awesome apple butter!
#3 The Ozarks are beautiful…there is a lot of pollen…and there are a lot of trees…oh, and that lake too.
#4 Miss Sister Girl Cabrio gets the shakes when you take her past 60 mph for more than 30 minutes!