Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Fall in the land of bitchitude...
If you find yourself in need of some comic relief, a bitch recommends setting aside your TiVo and watching the deluge of political ads currently holding court in primetime!
Lawd have mercy, they’re better than the actual fall lineup!
I was just chatting with Brother Rob Thurman about my favorite one…the THESE PEOPLE WANT TO KILL YOU fear-based political ad running on NBC like it’s about to go out of style.
Great voice-over, by the way…very Freddy Krueger with a dash of my 10th grade English teacher (a total freak, trust a bitch).
Confession – a bitch TiVoed some piece of shit show on NBC just to capture that commercial.
Although…and I hesitate to even go here, but fuck it…the ad is a touch…ummm, how should I say this?
Well, it’s over the top scary.
Not…oh, shit I’d better not change horses in mid-stream scary.
More…fuck voting, I’m going to stay in the bunker until the nuclear cloud clears and watch Regis scary.
Just some feedback from a fan of the political horror commercial genre.
Fall is my favorite time of year.
A bitch adores the colorful foliage…the brisk chill in the morning air…and the ability to drive with the Cabrio’s top down and not bake in the heat.
This morning a fully recovered and finished with her rotation of meds Betsey the sorta-beagle and this bitch went for a walk.
She with her nose to the ground like a true beagle hound…me taking in the sights and sounds of the ‘hood.
The crunch of leaves…the far away bark of a heated dawg debate the next street over…and the laughter of chil’ren as they dashed by in a rush to catch the school bus pulling up to the corner.
And then a cat cut across the street in front of us…Betsey the sorta-beagle lurched forward like a possessed canine beast from hell…and a bitch found myself being dragged down the street while slipping on all the fucking wet leaves littering the walk.
Oh yes, fall is upon us in the land of bitchitude…