A certain Katie has found a local source for Smarties in St. Louis.
Actually, Katie's husband located a local source for Smarties.
It seems that Smarties can not be found at Nestle/Purina...dawg food, but no Smarties.
However, they are carried at Global Foods Market in Kirkwood...which is where this bitch will be heading as soon as the passenger side mirror on Ms. Sister Girl Cabrio is repaired.
Thank you Katie and Katie's husband!