A bitch’s laptop, Ms. Sistergirl VAIO, has died.
No, I didn’t loose the book in progress.
Yes, it was very old and illish.
On top of that, my cell phone is in the final stages of phone death too. The #8 no longer works…it sometimes forgets to tell me that people have called…and it heats up when used for more than 3 minutes.
Thank goodness a new cell phone has arrived. Apparently, I qualified for it two years ago. Who knew? It has a camera. I’ll probably figure out how to use it in a couple of years.
As for Ms. Sistergirl VAIO, a bitch is shopping for her replacement. A certain Gatsby’s Ghost is recommending a MacBook/1.83GHz, which also takes pictures.
What’s up with all this taking of pictures while typing and chatting, anyway?
You will be missed, Ms. Sistergirl VAIO….