A bitch is pleased to read that a certain Blood Ray will be joining in the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks caroling event! Shit. Now my ass has to put this shit together!
2 cups coffee with milk-like powdered substance (a bitch needs to hit the market and score some organic milk) followed by Splenda, 1 fake-assed Sudafed, 1 Claritin and cigs…
Dining Out for Life was a scene last night! A bitch mingled with the masses and was thrilled to see Atomic Cowboy bursting with diners. Thanks to everyone who participated in this fundraising event!
Let’s just jump right in, shall we?
This bitch watched the Today Show with glee this morning. Scooter’s pending speech on Iraq coupled with the release of a previously classified plan for war resulted in an appearance by Bill fucking O’Reilly! Holy shit!
And that motherfucker was bitter this morning…
Katie had barely opened up the discussion when O’Reilly launched in with one of the 'best someone needs a hug' rants this bitch has seen in a long time…
“I’m not going to listen to the speech! It doesn’t matter what he says. I want to know why the Iraqi troops aren’t trained already! If we pull our of Iraq now it will turn into a terrorist state!”
ABB, with Carvillian glee...Ooooh, he’s mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!
“Win the damn thing!”
ABB in my best Southern belle...Mr. O’Reilly…this is morning television!
Katie, knocked back and slightly pale, interjected with the phrase that no one at the network wanted to utter…"What does winning mean?”
Oh shit! Oh shit!!
Light cig and gulp java!
Holy fucking shit! All hell is breaking out on the Today Show!
O’Reilly, faced with a question no one wants to answer, proceeded to not answer the unanswerable with the unthinkable…"We can’t guarantee a win. This is World War III. No one wants to talk about it, but it is. We have to create stability and…shit…fuck it! We can’t guarantee a win.”
A bitch took some liberties there...wink, wink.
But seriously, this is WWIII?
Wait one fucking second! This is WWIII and we can’t guarantee a win?
This is WWIII…and our goal is…to hope for the best and see how everything looks in 6 months?
Holy fucking shit.
Whatever happened to The Powell Doctrine...?