Monday, November 14, 2005

Repositioning the repositioned...

A bitch had a very busy weekend. Oh, and my ass even managed to get some shit done!

Yeah!

Let’s just jump right in and have a party, shall we?

The Great Repositioning of an Already Repositioned War…
A bitch watched the Sunday chats with eager glee. The RNC stepped forward to reposition Scooter’s repositioned position points on the case for the Iraq War.

My Gawd, it’s almost like they are trying to rewrite history…again…

Everyone thought Iraq had the juice…

The whole world was in agreement…

You can’t rewrite history, only we can…

Saddam was a very bad man…

September 11, 9/11, oh did we mention 911…

A bitch has to hand it to them, these fuckers stayed on message about their new message, which was a revision of their previous message and is in response to a critique of the original case for war that, according to them, is an attempt to rewrite the history that they have already rewritten and plan to rewrite again and again and again until the critics cry Uncle.

Whew!

Anyway, they spun that shit all fucking day. It must have been exhausting.

Now, just to add more fuel to a bitch’s Nixon connection…Scooter is headed to Mongolia! Anticipate more sharp attacks from Scooter as he makes his way through Asia.

My ass couldn’t make this shit up…

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