Aaron Brown is leaving a bitch.
Okay, Aaron and this bitch don't have anything really going on, but he is leaving CNN.
My ass knew they'd drive him off when Anderson Cooper started co-anchoring at 9pm CST.
Poor Wolfie is next in line.
Oh, Blitzer! A bitch sees your pain every evening as those crazy screens flash wildly behind you! Why! Why did they do this to you!
Shit. A bitch likes Anderson Cooper, but why can't my ass have some 360 and Aaron Brown too?
What they need to do is give this bitch the 6pm slot and let my ass do the news with some serious bitchitude!
Fair thee well, Aaron Brown! A bitch shall miss you...