A bitch was out driving Ms Sistah Girl Cabrio yesterday. It’s hot as hell in St. Louis and lots of folks are driving like they are mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore. So, I wasn’t all that surprised when a silver mini van sped up and cut me off, failing to yield to oncoming traffic and damn near causing a multi-car accident on Lindell.
I cautiously pulled up behind said mini van…and took note of the multiple preachified anti-choice bumper stickers populating its ass.
There’s nothing like having a Choose Life mini van, complete with a driver chatting feverishly on her cell phone, bob and weave at high speeds through city traffic…it really sends a message (wince).
I couldn’t stop staring at the Woman, Behold Thy Son sticker as the van cut back and forth and then swerved into the Walgreen’s parking lot…finally coming to a screeching halt.
It got me thinking about the recent news that Massachusetts is considering Choose Life license plates.
The way I see it, some cars just drive about, other cars drive about sending messages (end the war, tolerate each other, adopt a pet and so forth)…but certain cars drive about giving vehicular sermons.
This bitch thinks that folks should consider that shit before getting a Choose Life license plate to go with a series of biblical quote bumper stickers on their silver mini vans.
‘Cause either the driver of that mini van was borrowing someone else’s ride…
… or she feels strongly that the masses should “Choose Life” by staying off the fucking road while she’s on it.
Mayhap the sticker should say that shit…Choose Life – Stay Out of My fucking Way?
Either way, when a driver anoints their car with sanctified ideology they should have drive accordingly or face getting a ticket for hypocrisy while driving.