Happy Monday, all y’all!
Let’s jump right on in.
South Carolina is going ahead with plans to issue state license plates for Christians stating I Believe. A bitch called South Carolina to ask for clarification on whether there are other religious options…’cause lots of folks believe lots of things…but the woman on the other end of the phone hung up when I announced which blog I was calling on the behalf of.
A bitch believes that was rude as a motherfucker.
Anyhoo, a lot of folks have problems with a state issuing religious confirmations through government run programs because it calls into question the separation of church and state.
This bitch takes issue with it because it connects Christianity with the trifling shit most drivers do.
It’s bad enough when some asshole driving a Ford F-150 latches on to the bum of Miss Sister Girl Cabrio…despite the open lane right next to his ig’nant ass…and tries to terrorize me in retaliation for all of the failures that define his Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo decal of a life.
But to do that in a car sporting a license plate professing a belief in Christ is...well, damn near blasphemy!
And trust a bitch, I’ve already witnessed this disturbing shit here in St. Louis.
If I had a dollar for every time some Its Not a Choice It’s a Life bumper stickered mini van blew through a red light like some heathen seeking to embrace the devil a bitch could afford vodka for life!
And don’t even get me started on the number of times some land boat with a fish symbol affixed to its ass has cruised through a stop sign or weaved in and out of highway traffic going 90 mph in a construction zone (shame, shame and shame...y'all need prayer in your life!).
Clearly the faithful are not alone in these vehicular blasphemies……
…but they’re the ones decorating their cars with the symbols of the Prince of Peace whilst driving like bats out of hell.
Mayhap South Carolina should add a promise from drivers to represent the teachings of Christ through their driving habits oath to the state driving test?
Or perhaps they’ll be able to make do with an option to repent in traffic court…