Last night C-Money and this bitch got our speculation on about the missile launch satellite shoot down event spectacular scheduled for tonight.
C-Money is sticking with her theory that the debris will land in South St. Louis city. She has no evidence to back that shit up, but with our luck…’nuff said. I’m betting that our blowing up of that spy satellite triggers a mid-air satellite explosion event spectacular arms race between America, Russia and China.
Oh c’mon, it'll be like Sputnik 2.0!
The Navy is scheduled to launch this thang over the Pacific Ocean tonight 10:30 p.m. EST and there had better be live video of that motherfucker exploding since it’s our $60 million they’re spending to shoot that shit out of the sky.
Meanwhile on Planet Earth…
Scooter B. is in Africa fielding questions from leaders about the mission of the Defense Department’s Africa Command (Africom? Lawd!). Several African countries have expressed concern over America’s Africa Command and there are rumors that it is a front so that the United States can set up military bases in order to protect our oil interests.
The United States claims that the creation of Africa Command was merely a consolidation of operations none of which have Africa as their primary focus.
Fuck a duck, that spin made my Afro hurt!
The President of Ghana, John Kufuor, raised the issue during a meeting with Scooter B. at Osu Castle.
Scooter B., ever the embarrassment of our nation when traveling abroad, responded during a news conference in Kufuor.
“I know there's rumors in Ghana `All Bush is coming to do is try to convince you to put a big military base here’. That's baloney. As they say in Texas, that's bull."
Scooter B. then added…"The whole purpose of Africom is to help African leaders deal with African problems."
So sayeth the fuck up that keeps on fucking.