A bitch just had to write a follow-up on the Great Satellite Destruction Event of 2008. There’s no way in hell my ass is going to pass up the opportunity to use the word ‘obliterate’.
The United States obliterated that satellite on the first attempt.
Mmmmhmm, mission accomplished – satellite obliterated.
I love that word like hot chocolate during an ice storm.
Fallout, thy name is debris!
The United States and several other governments are tracking the debris from the recently obliterated (wink) spy satellite we blew the fuck up last night.
Marine Gen. James Cartwright, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, says that there is an 80 to 90% probability that our missile struck the fuel tank and destroyed the dangerous 1,000 pounds of hydrazine (shudder).
More analysis is needed to determine what kind of debris was created from the explosion and where that shit is headed.
So, mayhap it's not currently raining ice in St. Louis.
Maybe that stuff falling from the sky is actually debris-based space spittle!