A bitch woke up this morning to the news that my ass lives in the most dangerous city in America.
Whooo followed by hoo.
Heaven to hell and back again, St. Louis is more violent than Compton!
Lawd, give me strength.
This is not news to city dwellers who listen to reports of shootings, murders and all manner of violence nightly on the news. This bitch knew St. Louis was violent.
But daaaaaaaamn…a bitch hates to hear that we are the most violent city in America whilst drinking my morning coffee.
A bitch has just finalized my pre-election volunteer schedule…lots of phone banking and door knocking for candidates (if this bitch calls you you’d best pick up)…and that reminded me that my ass hasn’t worked on my Election Day plan.
Lawd, where did October go?
A Bitch’s Election Day Plan
Get my vote on first thing in the morning
Breakfast with C-Money
Drive first round of students to the polls
Lunch followed by fret-based checking of the news
Drive second round of students to the polls
Drive final group of students to the polls
Feed hounds their dinner followed by walk
Dine at Sweetie Pie’s and enjoy smothered yumminess and political chatter
Celebrate closing of polls with cocktails at Grandma’s Politician Lounge on Manchester
Continue celebration or drowning of sorrows at AMP!