Tuesday, October 10, 2006

By request, comments...

A certain Mandy in New Mexico wanted some clarification on the comment system. Just after reading her e-mail, a bitch received what I like to call a Knave Bomb…which was too funny because Knave Bombs are why I monitor my comments!

What are the odds?

Anyhoo...

A bitch gets all kinds of crazy comments. I do not only post the comments that agree with me (Lawd, just read some of the archives...mercy!).

But a bitch does reject the following…

Rovian comments…
Comments, usually anonymous, which have nothing to do with the topic and are laced with knee-jerk inspiring tired ass rhetoric. The goal is to get a reaction and take a bitch off message.

Nice try and thanks for the effort...

...but this bitch will not be taken off message.

Knavish attempts at public displays of bigotry…
I’ve yet to figure out exactly who these motherfuckers are trying to convince and a bitch really could give a shit. On April Fools Day I’m tempted to agree with them just to fuck their groove up (wink). Oh never mind…give some assholes a moment of joy and you’ll hurt their fucking feelings.

It’s a big world out there, young knaves!

Go forth…find a dark deep cave…and claim it.

Calls for violence
Non-violence may be a work in progress for a bitch…and some days it’s a real struggle…but a bitch isn’t going to go to jail because one of y’all lost your shit up in my comment area!

Classic Drunk off your ass bullshit…
Friends don’t let friends comment while under the influence.

Other than those all are welcome!

Thanks for asking Miss Mandy...

3 comments:

amp said...

Girl, you're lucky I wasn't blogging on Sunday. Ouch! Messy!
Good to see you and Brother Thurman the other day.
Love you. Neil

It's Me, Maven... said...

Reminds me of that commercial, "Merlot and Email Don't Mix."

Always entertaining, ABB!!

kusala said...

Speaking of comments regarding, as you might say, "your BAD self": Congratulations galore on being named one of the 10 favorite blogs by readers of the Advocate. I am toasting you with a huge virtual vodka-cran right now. Awesome. Awesome.