Chil’ren, you may want to sit down.
Are you settled?
The Today Show will be in St. Louis, home of the Blues and a bitch, Monday.
What to do? How to prepare?
Well, obviously a bitch will have to be there.
Habitat for Humanity, one of this bitch’s favorite organizations, is having a build blitz in St. Louis this weekend. The Today Show, being the Katrina relief media whores that they are, will be highlighting other people’s work this Monday as we set those homes on our beloved muddy river and send them down to the delta!
The anticipation is orgasmic! Live confrontational bitchitude with Katie...holy shit!
A bitch may just put on some bitch gear and see if my ass can get and interview with whoever they fly down here to capture the moment!
Speaking of bitch gear…
A certain AbsolutBilly has bestowed a gift upon a bitch. My brother in bitchitude and loyal member of the Untied Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks dropped by my office yesterday and gave my ass a watch…with an ABB logo on it!
Hugs and appreciation my vodka loving friend!
A bitch has a lot to say today, so please be patient…brilliance takes time.
Post #1 should be out of the oven in about 2 hours…