It would seem that the Heathens of Shaw were quelled by a single call to the police! A bitch thinks several well-executed ass whoopings did the trick. The inconsiderate neighbors have not tried to engage. And so we have reached détente at the 4000 parallel of Shaw. Everyday, I come home to a driveway free of urban youth. Our alley is also free of youth. No dogs bark for hours upon hours. No fights or potential riots. A bitch suspects that the motherfuckers next door probably even like it too.
Détente will be tested this Memorial Day weekend, but a bitch has a hope filled heart that this war is truly over.
After all, all we were saying was give peace a chance...
Oh, and shut the fuck up!
3 comments:
If the neighbors catch that lovin feelin again, maybe they should catch the next ass whoopin...I am sure there are some other surly heathens around that can be bought for a few dollars. Like when you put mice in those mazes and they get shocked for going the wrong way...you put the do-gooders (do-gooders? HAHA) in the maze and shock the fuck out of them when they are acting up. :) Have a good weekend!
Here's hoping that you have a peacefull and enjoyable Memorial Weekend!
I'm so glad to hear that things have quieted down. I hope you have a great weekend.
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