Friday, May 27, 2005

Détente – An Update on the Great Shaw Urban War of 2005 (aka the Bitch versus the Heathens)

It would seem that the Heathens of Shaw were quelled by a single call to the police! A bitch thinks several well-executed ass whoopings did the trick. The inconsiderate neighbors have not tried to engage. And so we have reached détente at the 4000 parallel of Shaw. Everyday, I come home to a driveway free of urban youth. Our alley is also free of youth. No dogs bark for hours upon hours. No fights or potential riots. A bitch suspects that the motherfuckers next door probably even like it too.

Détente will be tested this Memorial Day weekend, but a bitch has a hope filled heart that this war is truly over.

After all, all we were saying was give peace a chance...

Oh, and shut the fuck up!

3 comments:

Nemebabe said...

If the neighbors catch that lovin feelin again, maybe they should catch the next ass whoopin...I am sure there are some other surly heathens around that can be bought for a few dollars. Like when you put mice in those mazes and they get shocked for going the wrong way...you put the do-gooders (do-gooders? HAHA) in the maze and shock the fuck out of them when they are acting up. :) Have a good weekend!

BaltimoreLenore said...

Here's hoping that you have a peacefull and enjoyable Memorial Weekend!

iopine said...

I'm so glad to hear that things have quieted down. I hope you have a great weekend.