Let’s jump right on in, shall we?
Every time this bitch does a post mentioning Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh or FOX News a crew of knavish minions pop up and attempt to post distraction-based comments. Since a bitch moderates the comments posted to this blog…for just that reason, ‘cause I can’t stand distraction-based off topic ig’nant bullshit comments…many of them go unaddressed. It occurs to me that at least one of these knavish minions may just be misinformed and…well, a mind is a horrible thing to waste.
So, this bitch is gonna clarify some of the wrongness that has landed in my in-box over the last week!
#1 You blame white people for every wrong ever done since the dawn of time.
That is so not true!
When I write a post about a wrong thing a white person has done (for example, Rush Limbaugh saying that basketball is the sport of gangs) that is not the same thing as saying all white people do wrong things.
Pause…allow slow minds to catch up…continue.
A bitch has a lot of white friends who have done nothing to deserve the insult of having everything Limbaugh says associated with them and theirs.
So, ease thy troubled mind!
When I blame something on all white people I promise I’ll start the sentence off with something like “All white people are responsible for [insert wrongness]”.
#2 You are unemployed, have ten chil’ren and are blogging from a public library.
Lawd, have mercy.
I know that over-exposure to FOX television or conservative radio can skew one’s outlook, but c’mon now!
A bitch has a job.
Technically, I have more than one since I’m also a freelance writer.
I sure as shit am employed, not that a person’s worth is determined by their employment and not to validate the notion that only employed people can see bullshit and call it out for the stinking pile of crap that it is.
I do not have chil’ren.
I know…that goes against everything some of you trollish asses have been led to believe about women of color. But if you actually left your mother's basement and got out more you'd realize that a lot of the shit you think is true isn't.
Not only do I have a job…not only am I not a parent…but I blog from my home using the internet service I pay for my damn self!
But hey, I am a Simon’s Rock College and Brandeis alum…so the few of you who blamed my brain on an east coast liberal arts education got that one right!
Oh, oh…one more thing!
I don’t like basketball…and I’m not in a gang, unless the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks counts.
Tonight I’m gonna watch my beloved Blues play ice hockey (the official favorite sport of angry black bitches)…
...right after I attend the monthly meeting of the Society of All Black Folk and find out what we're all supposed to believe/want/fear/desire/enjoy/eat/vote for and blah followed by blah and more blah.
Lawd, give me strength.