Thursday, May 15, 2008

Finally!

Let’s jump right on in, shall we?

It feels like I’ve been waiting for this moment forever and a day!

But finally…after what must have been years of waiting and being frustrated and listening to verbal dancing…FINALLY, I heard the declaration I wanted to hear.

Pause…sip ice water…continue.

Joey B. (Senator Joe Biden to all y’all…we’re tight like that) called Scooter B.’s comments about Democrats appeasing terrorist “bullshit.”

What, you thought a bitch was talking about something else…mayhap a certain endorsement made yesterday? Yeah, like you didn’t see that one coming a mile away!

No, I’m talking about calling bullshit bullshit. As my father often said if it looks like it and smells like it call it what it is! Well Biden made his declaration off of the Senate floor. “This is bullshit. This is malarkey. This is outrageous. Outrageous for the president of the United States to go to a foreign country, sit in the Knesset…and make this kind of ridiculous statement.”

He went on to add…“He’s the guy who’s weakened us. He’s the guy that’s increased the number of terrorists in the world. His policies have produced this vulnerability the United States has. His intelligence community pointed that out not me. The NIE has pointed that out and what are you talking about, is he going to fire Condi Rice? Condi Rice has talked about the need to sit down. So his first two appeasers are Rice and Gates. I hope he comes home and does something.”

Oh Joey, look at you speaking the damned truth! That shit sounds like a foreign language after so many years of…well, bullshit.

Blink.

16 comments:

Dusty said...

Three Cheers for Biden!!!!

Its about time a Democrat call this BushCo propaganda what it is:

bullshit on a stick

Brooklynite said...

That he called it bullshit I love. That he called it malarkey I love almost as much. But the two together?

Fabulous.

ShortWoman said...

Amen to that, Bitch.

Oh, and I won't make it to BlogHer, but give people a hug for me!

Lorelei said...

wow! finally someone tells it like it is!!

Kevin said...

Intersting blog. I found it from reading a post over at Bitchphd. I'll stop by from time to time. peace.

jOoLz said...

i think he wants to be in the mix for vp, but praise be! joe grew an impressive pair :)

Privileged White Chick said...

It's about freakin time the dems started calling W out on his bullshit! I swear if another republican gets nominated for pres . . . ok I should probably just shut my mouth before ranting hehe. I love your blog, ABB!

jsb16 said...

This definitely needed saying, but I'll believe Biden grew a spine when he repeats this performance over a period of time. Until then, it looks like a bit of an aberration. Or maybe he cribbed it from someone else.

BOSSY said...

Bossy has always loved Brother Joe. Always.

Rich said...

I'm with Joolz, sounds like Joey is vying for a VP spot. The smart money says he is absolutely perfect for Secretary of State, but according to Joey, he ain't having it. He wants to catch a bigger fish than that.

Sarah J said...

Biden made me giggle a lot on the campaign trail.

this just makes me want to hug him.

Yankee T said...

Love that bro Joe. Bullshit is bullshit, and should be acknowledged as such.

Christopher said...

Is it odd that you are the first person I thought of when I read this, Fu? Perhaps because no one calls bullshit like you call bullshit. I want to see the party of Dick "Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney now try to criticize Brother Joe as uncouth.

E. Bunny said...

Wanna see some BS in action?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/195339.php

The loudest mouths clogging up the public airwaves know the least.

yeomanpip said...

Ha! Something like what my grandad would say, in a tiny village in Somerset, England.

"If it do look like bullcrap and it do smell like bullcrap, thee cant tell oi it aint bullcrap"
(To get an idea of his accent, well, its usually the way pirates talk in movies)


(btw, loving your blog shark-fu)

Kelly said...

I've always had a bit of a Biden crush. He's my hero for calling bullshit.

Love you Joe!