As someone who enjoys all things poll related, a bitch subscribes to St. Louis city Mayor Francis Slay’s e-mail/newsletter/poll thing.
Usually, the e-mail is amusing and interested with a healthy dash of St. Louis trivia tossed in.
But today I logged on to find a hot mess in my in-box.
In an e-mail titled Vote on Tuesday!, Mayor Slay or a minion said the following…
PLEASE VOTE TOMORROW
On Tuesday, February 5, many of our readers will be going to the polls to vote in Presidential primaries in Missouri and Illinois.
Since MayorSlay.com attracts readers from both major political parties (and plenty of political independents), we are not going to tell you to take a Democratic ballot to VOTE FOR Hillary Clinton – although that is exactly what Mayor Francis Slay is going to do. Instead, we are going to urge you to break the recent pattern of low-turnout elections in the City, the county, and the Bi-State area by encouraging your friends and neighbors to get out and vote on Tuesday, February 5.
Oh, and there was some other shit about Prop S.
Now ain’t that some trifling shit?
Hey Francis! Feel free to endorse as you wish…do whatever gives your life meaning...but do not send out some half assed endorsement dressed up to look like a call for voter participation.
A bitch ain't fooled and the Mayor’s office ain’t slick.
Christ, where are a bunch of steamy text messages when you'd prefer them?