Lawd, a bitch has been busier than busy!
Last week C-Money and this bitch got our debauch on at Brother Rob Thurman’s birthday celebration…ropes, handcuffs and vodka crans, oh my!...and yesterday I enjoyed myself at PROMO’s Trivia Night with friends. Hanging out with friends served to remind me that I need to hang out with friends more!
Monday evening Scooter B. will give his final State of the Union address to the nation.
Pause…savor the moment then offer thanks…continue…
A bitch always watches the State of the Union and the response but listening to that level of verbalized delusional bullshit requires supplies and planning.
ABB's Final Bush State of the Union address list of needed things…
Queso...gotta give the recipe a test drive before the big game
Chicken pot pie...Lawd knows I’ll need some comfort food
Fudge-based brownies...yes, a sometimes food but the SotU is a once a year thang
Fresh water…for the dawgs
Vodka crans…for a bitch
Ice water…to balance out the vodka crans
Notepad for…well, for note taking
10 pens…because a bitch has been known to throw writing instruments at the telly
And Ms. Sistah Girl Mac Book…fired up and ready to rock and roll!
Demand to make tax cuts permanent – subtract 3 pts.
Declaration that No Child Left Behind has been a good thing – subtract 5 pts
Statement about military gains of surge with no reference to lack of political reconciliation – subtract 10 pts.
Demand to tighten domestic surveillance programs and give corporations immunity – subtract 50 points
Use of the word stimulus – subtract 5 pts
Use of the word nuclear – subtract 5 pts
Any mention of New Orleans or the Gulf region – add 50 points
Any critical statement about Pakistan, Russia or China – add 50 points per country
Any admission that he will leave office having brought about a state of extreme fubar – add…ummm, uh…hmmmmm.
Fuck it, what are the odds?