Monday, November 12, 2007

This is a joke, right?

A bitch has taken to my sick bed today but this news story about CNN opening up shop in the world of Second Life perked my illish ass up.

CNN in Second Life? And they are requesting I-reports of breaking virtual news happening in the virtual world?

Blink.

Nice.

Pause...reflect...continue.

Unless Second Life is the real world and this is a virtual world, in which case....ugh.

Now my Afro is nauseous...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

....truth is stranger than fiction........Dandy hopes s bitch gets well soon!

Disgusted in St. Louis said...

Yikes!

Maybe this explains the surrealistic trance which befalls me when I attempt to glean real news from CNN in between the latest celebrity sobriety test, missing white woman, or GOP hypocritical sex revelation.

And then there's Glenn Beck! Can people like him really exist? How do they learn to breathe? Virtualositically (tm) is the only answer!

Anonymous said...

Fahrenheit 451.

Feel better soon.

ghost_lurker

The Lazy Iguana said...

Nice.

CNN should send Rick Sanchez and Glen Beck to the Second Life Studios forever. Get them off my TV.

CNN = Certainly Not News.

I want to start an online game called "Get A Life". Players will be subject to electric shock therapy until they get off the computer, go outside, and meet actual real people in an actual real environment.

Going upstairs and saying "hi Mom, remember that I live in your basement with my Star Wars action figure collection, so if you need anything Ill be down there" does NOT count as "meeting people".