Monday, February 06, 2006
Keep the lie alive...
This bitch is feeling the pain of overindulgence! My ass prepared a fantabulous queso with Rotel and spicy sausage incorporated, which a bitch then inhaled as if it were my last supper. Oh, the joy! Of course, multiple vodka crans were also consumed. Don’t you just adore Super Bowl munchables?
Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers…a bitch is pretty sure they won the game. Lawd, a bitch could almost hear my cousin Derek screaming all the way from D.C.!
And on to the advertising…
It seems that the advertising community is still recovering from the indecency backlash. On a whole, the ads were tame.
Anheuser Busch didn’t disappoint a bitch. My favorite ad was the 'we’re going to hit your emotional core or you’re not human' wee horse drawing the beer cart with the assistance of elder horses from the rear ad. Very cute...C-Money was driven to tears!
Career Builder hit home runs with their 'I work with a bunch of monkeys' spots…oh, and jack asses too! Very funny and an appropriate use of primates too (wink).
A bitch continues to be disturbed by that Burger King man. Something about his plastic face freaks a bitch out! The revival of the cheesy dance spectacular failed to stir a bitch or inspire yummy burger cravings…and, yes, a bitch found the layering of humans dressed like burger ingredients unappetizing. Mayhap they should investigate a jingle?
Dove ran a fantabulous ad that tied in with their real women focused advertising. A bitch thought the spot was emotional enough to cut through the beer clutter but not so emotional that it killed the joy. Great job...great campaign...a bitch isn't fond of the soap, but my ass will support the effort to promote self esteem in young women!
The ABB Killer of Joy Award goes to the Athletes4 Jesus ad. Was that Kurt Warner? And thanks for bringing up my eventual death during an evening of sin and greedy overindulgence! Is it too much to ask for a faith-based ad exploring the positive benefits of Gawd? Must the brand message be about eternal hellfire and damnation? Shit, the tag could have read Get Saved or You're Toast!
Fuck it! Joy was killed...well, for 5 minutes at least and then a bitch went for more Queso.
Sadly, the only flesh bared during the telecast was Mick Jagger’s 295 year old tummy. Since ABC was compelled to censor rather non-controvresial Stone's lyrics, a bitch can't even anticipate the compeltely over the top Focus on the Family response of over the top sanctified outrage today. And what's a Super Bowl experience without Dr. James Dobson and his minions acting a fool?
Shit...a bitch will have to fill the void.
Dear FCC...this bitch found Mick's stomach disturbing and totally inappropriate for family viewing! Lawd, my sorta-beagle Betsey was passed out on the couch and might have seen it! This semi-nakedness during family time must cease...
Signed...ABB c/o Focus on the Debauchery