Friday, August 12, 2005

Just another day shoveling shit...

Whew! Shit and Gawd damn, a bitch is stressed! Even my nighttime correction of The Prince of Darkness didn’t calm my spirit.

Why, you ask? What could possibly be so stressing to a bitch that an evening of dream-based sadomasochistic correction can’t turn my frown into a smile?

Well, chil’ren, last night a bitch experienced the ultimate in ghettoized fuckeduptedness. Last night this bitch volunteered at a local St. Louis women’s shelter for homeless teenaged moms. Several volunteers showed up to help baby-sit all the chil’ren so that their moms could sit through class uninterrupted. One of the volunteers parked her car behind the building. You should know that this shelter is located in North City (da hood), but we have never had any problems before…a fact that went straight down the motherfucking toilet last night. The volunteer who parked her car behind the building had her car stolen. I said…SHE HAD HER FUCKING CAR STOLEN WHILE BABY-SITTING A HOMELESS INFANT! Fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit and fucking shit! My assed is so pissed a bitch is about to break out in hives!

KKKKKKHHHAAAAANNNN! (blantant Trekesque breakdown scream)

I mean, shit. A bitch can’t catch a break. Uptight suburban financial advisors from Wildwood can’t even volunteer at a shelter servicing the community without being the victims of crime. Fuck it. Fuck it all the hell and heaven and back again!

Needless to say, a bitch woke up sour.

2 cups of java with 1% organic milk, 4 Excedrin (my ass hit the vodka cran hard as a motherfucker last night), 2 Claritin and cigs…lot of cigs…

A brief note on Cindy Sheehan…
A bitch appreciates the concern my readers have over this matter. All of the comments and e-mails are very helpful! My ass just wanted to make sure y’all understand a few simple things about this AngryBlackBitch’s perspective.

A bitch has a soft spot for the families of military servicemen and women. My ass comes from a military family (Grandfather, Father, uncles, cousins and so on). A bitch opposes the war and no comment or post is going to change that. But what little compassion my ass has left goes to those people whose lives have been forever altered by this combat. Cindy Sheehan’s son died in Iraq…don’t you ever forget that and don’t you ever presume to understand what that feels like. How she grieves, what she says, whom she confronts and why is her business. But her son died in Iraq. Let’s not lower ourselves by attacking her as the helpless pawn of masterful media men or some Hoosier with a liberal axe to grind. Honor and respect that she has made a sacrifice many of us have not. Disagree with her if you will, but you cheapen your arguement when you attack her on the basis of class or gender. And that’s all a bitch has to say on that topic…

On a much more fucked up note…
As most of you know a woman in Tennessee (damn, that state is a bitch to type) got her Bonnie and Clyde on and broke her huuuuuusband out of jail. In a hail of gunfire, Jennifer Hayette sprung her man George and they hit the road. Well…actually, they hailed a cab. Anyhoo, they were apprehended because they are dumbasses and are now cooling their passions in separate jail cells.

Jennifer is alleged to have killed an officer. George is alleged to have hypnotized Jennifer into breaking his ass out of jail.

Why this story pisses this bitch off…
Every once in a while, as story comes along that pissed this bitch off on multiple levels. The Hayette story is one of those rare occurrences…

As a feminist…
A bitch is disgusted with the way Jennifer Hayette is being portrayed in the media. She is a grown motherfucking woman with chil’ren. Stop acting like she was innocent to the ways of the world. This bitch saw her picture and that bitch had wisdom written in every groove on her face. Jennifer may be mental and she sure as fuck is stupid, but her ass was not the victim of a man’s magical mind control. For the record, women (and men) do dumb shit all the time and we do it of our own free will. Nothing pisses me off more than the “My huuuusband had me all spun around and I didn’t know right from wrong and I sure is sorry, officer” bullshit the media is assuming Jennifer is going to deliver in court. Shit, this bitch hopes she raises her head and claims this dumb shit because my ass can’t stand hearing a woman verbalize that some mystical man made her do anything.

As a woman of color…
My ass was fired up and screaming at the television this morning, because the Today Show had a black "journalist" delivering a story that reeked of the mandingo seduced me defense. What the fuck? Is NBC populated with sell out “Thank you, Massa” motherfuckers? Shame!

The Today Show delivered not one, not two, but three back to back interviews with Jennifer’s family and friends all expressing that George "made" her do it.

There was some new influence…

Some new dark force…

She never expressed this kind of violence until George.

George convinced her to sneak him food in his cell…it must be some sort of voodoo mind control.

What the fuck? So, George had a long…very long…long and extensive…long, extensive and violent criminal history. Jennifer still dug his ass, so what does that say about her? Shit, she met him in jail! It’s not like he hid his circumstance from her only to spring it on her at the last minute. My ass hates this shit. George had a criminal history…that’s a fact. Jennifer had a hidden criminal within…another fact.

A bitch believes in powers, but my ass also believes in self-determination. Jennifer Hayette chose her man, married him, apparently procured a gun and a get-away car, allegedly ambushed a prison transfer, allegedly shot and killed an officer, apparently hailed a fucking cab, booked a hotel room, purchased some beverages and flushed her life down the toilet.

A bitch acknowledges that this is an impressive resume of extreme stupidity, but the mystical lure of the black man’s sexual prowess ain’t to blame.

Some people are complete fucking idiots all on their own…

9 comments:

Tiger Lilly said...

Sweet Jesus have mercy girl! I've done some done shit (have you read my blog??). I've done some really dumb shit, but I will be the first to say that while circumstances in my life have been screwy, and outside of the academic world I may be a little...lightheaded, all of my fucked up decisions were mine. Now how this chickie managed to go from prison nurse to murderer and fugitive can't be summed up in the fact that she married a violent bastard...or that she finally got some good d*$k (did you see that first husband of hers? Yikes!). She wasn't hypnotized, hoodwinked/bamboozled/led astray into thinking she was doing a noble thing. She decided to neglect her kids and throw her life away because she wanted to be with Cleavon's ass.

Seriously, here we go again with the media making the blonde chick the victim of some swarthy man's advances. That's why brothers were lynched 50+ years ago. That crap ain't flyin' right now. Umph, makes me wanna beat somebody down.

MTG said...

Jennifer is another white trailer trash stupid cunt. I am hoping beyond all hope that people will wake the fuck up and realize that this ani't no mandingo shit. She did this shit to herself.

She is not good enough to be called a bitch.
(Babe In Total Control of Herself)

ABB Rocks

dmfinny said...

Re: Cindy Sheehan and all the families (spouses & lovers gay & straight, children, parents, loved ones) who mourn or wait, bless all of you. Like you, I don't at all support this stupid action, but support everyone who ended up fighting someone else's fight.

Re: The Hyattes. Absolutely right on the demonized Black man seducing innocent White woman. And Tiger Lilly called the good diznik card right. Nothin'll make somebody act the fool like no sense to begin with sprinkled with good potato salad, baby!

And I think Morgan should head the ABB t-shirt committee -- that's hot like Satan's ass crack right thurr!

Maidink said...

On Cindy Sheehan - I feel for the woman. I truly do. She lost her child. She thinks the war is wrong (she's not alone). As for the media attention, she did want it, but now it's totally out of control. Her one woman campaign outgrew her and it has a life of its own now. Strip that away and what remains is this woman who wants a meeting with the President. Once that happens, it's done. The media can leave her alone and she can get on with her life campaigning , protesting, or whatever she wants to do.

And no, I do not support the war. I never did from jump street.

As for dipsy doodle in Tenn., what a plain out and out idiot. Mandingo indeed. She's a grown-up who fucked up and now she knows her life is screwed up and she is pleading she was all messed up. I'd put her dumbass in jail just for being a moron. Hello? Dipshit hailed a taxi! Right there proves she's as bright as a small appliance lightbulb.

It's Me, Maven... said...

Re: Mandingo Defense. "The mandingo ate me, baby." Hey, never underestimate the power of dick--especially big ones. They can make a person with a loose grip on reality loose what little sense they've got.

Which brings my comment to, what is it about jailhouse romances? I mean, she easily had access to his records to see how long of a rap sheet he had. He's a violent MoFo, and his rap sheet would prove that is something hardwired into him.

Much like the Natalee Holloways of the world, dumb blondes doing stupid things and ending up in the press... now enter this Tennesee twat.

Isn't there anything truly newsworthy to be reported upon, or have the media hacks truly hit rock bottom?

Sangroncito said...

Whoa! Am I glad I just found your blog! Good stuff indeed! You are a "must read" from now on. Good writing, good insight, good stuff.
I'm heading back now to read some of your other posts.

disgruntled said...

I briefly heard about Cindy Sheehan but didn't pay much attention to what was going on with her. Glad I didn't comment though as not to offend THE BITCH!

Mystical Powers = Mandingo Dick? I'm curious. I've never been hyponitized by dick before but okay...

china said...

Hey, new to blogg.com, just wanted to coment . I had heard about on the radio about how they were looking for the two. And how the wife help the husband escape. I was wondering were they black or white not knowing until I seen the picture of the both of them . I had told my girl oh it's a white lady, bet she cry he made me do it. And low and behold. Of course the nig....made you do . lol

monkey said...

there is a scope of dumb shit we do, and a level that can only be surpassed by those on the top ladder rung of idiots.
i once read an article in a socal paper about a thief who broke into his neighbor's house. he took a few things, and went home to look at his newly prized possesions, including a bag of popped popcorn, which is what lead to his arrest. there was a popcorn trail leading to his back door, just one house over.
stupid. holding tightly onto that top ladder rung, and apparently standing right beside is jennifer, a part of america's security staff making the world a "safer", and dumber place.
i must admit, jennifer looks like a tired, run-down rag doll, but i have to say i get a little pissed off at the CLASSIST use of folks sayin' someone is "white trash" or "trailer trash". did ya hear me? unless you are talkin' 'bout your own brokeness and are reclaiming your trailer-livin' ways, it's a place of privilege to look down your nose at the impoverished.