Friday, August 26, 2005

Brain fried, body tired...

A bitch is exhausted. My ass plans to go home and get some rest tonight. Tomorrow, a bitch will be heading to Columbia MO to attend the PROMO Equality Summit. This bitch plans to get her equality on…BIG TIME!

Brother Rob Thurman and this bitch are planning the next United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks gathering. We think the Greek Festival over Labor Day weekend would be a lovely setting for a tent revival…lamb, yummy sweets and drink. They’ve got the tent and the UCBLDD will bring the drama. Save the motherfucking date!

Brother Rob and a bitch are also meditating on all things Swedish. My favorite Angry Swede has inspired a bitch to learn more about Sweden and Brother Rob is also researching all things Swedish. Sweden would be the new “it” country, but the language is a challenge. A bitch plans to purchase Swedish for Dummies this weekend…

Toodles until Monday!

11 comments:

It's Me, Maven... said...

Figured I'd add this herein... have you ever seen or heard of Chef Marcus Samuelsson of Aquavit, NYC? He's a lovely brother from Sweden... oh god... I could drone on and on about how beautiful he is... A man with good looks who cooks!!!

Enjoy!!!
http://starchefs.com/chefs/MSamuelsson/html/bio.shtml

It's Me, Maven... said...

OOOH!! Here's a better link... a full frontal, face shot... handsome... I just want to jam a stick up his ass and lick him like an all day lolly.... oh shit I'm sure I'll get hell for objectifying him... let a woman revel in her fantasy will ya? Anyway... here's the luscious link:
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/08.14.97/black-chefs1-9733.html

disgruntled said...

LOL @ Swedish for Dummies.

Is this sparked by IKEA maybe?
We just got a new one in the metro area and people are going crazy over it. Still havent gone though.

dana said...

Bitch, my ass really enjoys reading your ass! And most swedes speak english... definitely "it" country material.

PissedOffPencil said...

*LOL*

Well, you know ABB, you only need to ask about Sweden and I will do my very best to answer.

Btw, I'm going to translate the other two posts in my blog, but at the time being I've got so many things to be pissed off by that my brain just froze to a stand-still.

Here's a little help for you:
http://lexikon.nada.kth.se/swe-eng.shtml

Absolut Billy said...

I consider Sweden my motherland, after all its where every last drop of Absolut comes from!

Hammer said...

Hey ABB, I think we should plan a Green Peace Strike over Labor Day. We should look into it this week!

Peace!

Che

Qivan said...

Swedish is really hard, I'd start with German, the easiest language for an English speaking person to learn.

Example. House =Hause
Dog =Hund

still life said...

Girl, good luck getting that language down. I was married to one and still couldn't figure it out.

Sangroncito said...

I'm a latter day drunk, too!

PissedOffPencil said...

I've found another useful link for swedish lessons. :)

http://www.francisstrand.blogspot.com/