Based on the feedback from the class, I've made a few adjustments to the curriculum to address some issues and concerns.
AngryBlackBitch Sex Ed. 101
- If you're not sure if you've every had an orgasm, you probably haven't.
- AIDS tests do not give you AIDS any more than the dentist gives you cavities.
- Giving him "some" will not make him love you - sorry, but I'm keepin it real.
- If you don't get anything out of it don't do it - it's sex not a charitable donation!
- If he doesn't want to wear a condom don't give him any - ask him how the hell he knows it's better that way anyway?
- Lookin "fine" and being sexually healthy don't have anything in common - take his fine ass to the drug store and introduce him to the wonderful world of latex, honey!
- It's a baby, not a fashion accessory - get your ass a cabbage patch doll if all you want to do is dress something up!
- There are other ways to pay your car note - get a job and keep your self respect for the love of.......!
- Your Cousin Nay-Nay is not an authority on STD's just 'cause she "caught" one last year.
- If he cheated on you don't beat the hell out of "that Ho!" - take your ass to the clinic and change the locks. He's a man, child, not an accomplishment.
MmmmmmHmmmm. What was that bullshit someone was saying about abstinence only sex education? Chil'ren, I'm on an AngryBlackBitch mission now!