I am so fucking glad it’s finally Friday!
I woke up this morning to news that the Obama Administration will spend $1 hundred fabillion trillion dollars on a trip to Mars, where officials will stay at a luxury resort and dine 24/7 on lobster drenched in butter followed by sessions of being hand fed peeled grapes by specially trained Cylons from Venus.
Who in their right mind would think that kind of spending is a good thing?
Seriously, people…do we really need a presidential space shuttle at a time like this?
Space Shuttle #1 is estimated to cost $400 billion dollars…’cause of the specially built mosque on board and those gold toilets.
Mars is hostile territory…so security is costing us taxpayers $700 trillion dollars a day.
Jesus...talk about being out of touch.
And of course all that lobster has to be flown in…hello, $450 million!
But the kicker for me was the price tag for those Cylons.
Are you sitting down?
Training, grooming and then transporting Cylons to Mars just so they can peel grapes and feed them one-by-one to Obama officials is gonna cost all us Patriots a whopping $900 fabillion dollars.
And they’re passing a law demanding that we turn in our guns and give up public prayer to help pay for it!!!
Stop the insanity, people!
Thank the gods we have new leadership heading to Washington DC that has the courage and oozes the kind of patriotism needed to flush out atrocities like this and defend our traditional way of life.
Lawd knows they’d rather be putting together a legislative agenda to help address our troubled economy…but trying to put a stop to this Mars trip is taking up all their time.
And all this so Obama can bury his real birth certificate in an $850 million dollar vault in some Martian cave.
Have they no shame?