This bitch was featured among several other St. Louis bloggers in the Riverfront Times!
I’m honored…for real…and thrilled to see that my Afro was looking fierce the day they took my picture (wink).
Anyhoo, I’ve noticed an increase in traffic…and I also noticed that a couple of clueless knaves, who may or may not have come over from the land of RFT (knaves have a way of finding a bitch’s blog without the guide of media attention), have attempted to leave comments that violate a bitch’s lone commandment – thou shalt not be trifling.
So, here’s a quick refresher in bitchitude 101...
#1 - We don’t hate Jewish people here...
Pause…allow time for those who hate Jewish people to move the fuck on…continue.
Yes, I "know" Jewish people...I'm a Brandeis alum, you ass.
Pause...allow time for ass to Google Brandeis University...continue.
Sadly, I’m sure there is a blog out there where you can spew rancidity…but this ain’t a “safe space” for that shit and it never will be.
#2 – There were people in North America before North America was North America and Mexicans in California before California was California and on and on and on again…
Lawd, give me strength.
If you try to leave a comment blaming Mexicans for [insert social ill challenging just about every state in the union, even those without a large minority population]…cough…that comment will be rejected.
And we can keep doing that dance…cause a bitch’s Reject Asshole Comment Finger is in great shape after five motherfucking years of this shit…or you can shoo and get your ig’nant ass back to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's comment section (yeah, I went there).
#3 – I’m not Catholic…
I’ve never been Catholic.
I was raised Protestant and taught to understand what we were protesting against.
So, save the Our Fathers and Hail Marys for someone who speaks that shit…
…this bitch has a one-on-one relationship with God and she assured me that we’re cool the last time we had a chat.
#4 – I am black and thus do not require an explanation of what black people do…
Fuck a duck, if a bitch had a dollar for every one of you fucks who overlook the fact that I am black to tell me what black people do, think and want I’d incorporate myself and start making campaign donations.
And ‘tis obvious you don’t know any black people…your comments read like speculation from ancient explorers pondering whether sharks have legs or whether the world is round.
Look, I think I’d remember if I’d given birth much less if I’d done so 11 times…and I sure as hell don’t see how I balanced college with the crime spree you seem to associate with me and mine because of the color of my skin…and, although I do adore fried chicken, I’m allergic to watermelon…
...and no, I don’t think I’m better than everyone but I KNOW I’m better than your ass.
In conclusion, all are welcome in the land of bitchitude as long as you avoid being trifling up in my comments. For those who are unsure what trifling is, check out FOX television in Prime Time!