Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Congrats D.C. – ‘Tis Your Marriage Equality Day!

Congrats to all y’all in Washington, D.C. on this first day of marriage equality for our nation’s capital!

Happiness and joy to all the couples lining up to get your marriage on.

Several D.C. based couples have already asked this bitch to preside over their marriage ceremony, but…although I am a goddess and the High Priestess of the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks…this bitch isn’t licensed to perform official marriages.

Pause…consider…continue.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that certificate I scored over the internets has expired.

Lawd knows, the last thing y’all want to do is fuck up on the ceremony after working that hard to get marriage equality!

Wink.

I do, however, adore a good marriage ceremony…so I’ll consider those invites and letcha know!

Anyhoo, congrats and may y’all find happiness and joy and legal protection...

... and federal recognition.

4 comments:

Dusty said...

YAY!!!!

Sparky said...

Damn, I want to get a divorce so I can be married in the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks

karmakaze said...

There's a guy offering to perform marriages pro bono: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/03/01/need-a-last-minute-officiant-for-your-gay-marriage/

Anonymous said...

Twas a good day, wasn't it? :o)

Trudy M.