Today is Election Day across the country and this bitch urges all y’all to get your happy asses to the polls!
Mmmhmm, and don’t give me some bullshit line about how there’s nothing important on the ballot or voting doesn’t matter…that’s The Man talkin’ and working hard to keep the masses from participating in the political process.
Let me be clear here – your vote matters and there are all kinds of important issues and races on the ballot in your community!
You may remember this bitch from way back in the day when I visited on college trips and bitched about how fucking cold it was?
Yeah…umm, that was me.
Well, shit…it was cold as hell!
A bitch needs to chat with you, Maine!
Y’all are strong minded and independent. Don’t forget that when you go get your vote on today. Don’t forget that when you cast your vote on Question 1…please oh please don’t allow ig’nant fear tactics and dogma to influence you to cast your vote in favor of taking rights away from your neighbors.
Protect equality, Maine!
Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you!
Vote, damn it…or forever hold your tongue.
And please don’t go out there and vote against the President when voting for Governor.
That goes for you too, Virginia!
That shit almost always backfires against the masses...a bitch suspects it was a key factor in many a vote cast for President Bush Part 2 and y’all remember how that shit ended up (see FUBAR)!
Vote for the candidate and concentrate on the race, because you’ll be the one stuck with the winner after the referendum adoring pundits go home.
Anyhoo, I’m off to get my vote on here in St. Louis city.
See you at the polls!