Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Get your vote on, people!

Today is Election Day across the country and this bitch urges all y’all to get your happy asses to the polls!

Mmmhmm, and don’t give me some bullshit line about how there’s nothing important on the ballot or voting doesn’t matter…that’s The Man talkin’ and working hard to keep the masses from participating in the political process.

Let me be clear here – your vote matters and there are all kinds of important issues and races on the ballot in your community!

Maine?

Hey, y’all!

You may remember this bitch from way back in the day when I visited on college trips and bitched about how fucking cold it was?

Yeah…umm, that was me.

Well, shit…it was cold as hell!

Shiver.

A bitch needs to chat with you, Maine!

Y’all are strong minded and independent. Don’t forget that when you go get your vote on today. Don’t forget that when you cast your vote on Question 1…please oh please don’t allow ig’nant fear tactics and dogma to influence you to cast your vote in favor of taking rights away from your neighbors.

Protect equality, Maine!

New Jersey?

Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you!

Vote, damn it…or forever hold your tongue.

And please don’t go out there and vote against the President when voting for Governor.

That goes for you too, Virginia!

That shit almost always backfires against the masses...a bitch suspects it was a key factor in many a vote cast for President Bush Part 2 and y’all remember how that shit ended up (see FUBAR)!

Vote for the candidate and concentrate on the race, because you’ll be the one stuck with the winner after the referendum adoring pundits go home.
Shit.

Anyhoo, I’m off to get my vote on here in St. Louis city.

See you at the polls!

4 comments:

ImTheMarigold said...

Voted for Mr Deeds on my way into work today. Fingers crossed. Come on, Virginia!

Mary said...

Interestingly, we voted like a month ago. It was supposed to be so there could be runoffs if necessary, but in my district everything was taken care of that day.

So I did my civic duty AND I don't have to go out while sick.

Jolly Roger said...

I headed down, to vote for the vets and for some casino gambling. It may not seem like much, but..... the scumbags on the far fringes of the Rushpubliscum right never miss ANY election. That's why the religious Klanservatives now own the Rushpubliscum Party.

libhom said...

"Mmmhmm, and don’t give me some bullshit line about how there’s nothing important on the ballot or voting doesn’t matter…that’s The Man talkin’ and working hard to keep the masses from participating in the political process."

Excellent point. Discouraging people from voting is a way The Man keeps voting from making a difference.