Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday!

Let’s jump right on in, shall we?

Yes, I saw a wee bit of Ann Coulter's appearance on Joy Behar’s CNN show.

No, I wasn’t shocked by her saying that all assassins are liberals.

I was, however, pleasantly surprised to see that she’s touched up those roots. This bitch suspects she wanted to look her blondest best when launching this latest desperate bid for attention...

…‘cause if editors and producers really like what she’s got to say her picture will be blasted across the internets and her crazy talk will air on television sets and people will start booking her again and she’ll get a show slated to air opposite Rachel Maddow and then won’t they all be sorry for not picking her for the neo-con kickball team this year!

Cough.

Anyhoo, saying that all assassins are liberals is more than just a historically inaccurate and wacky in a bad way statement – John Wilkes Booth was a lot of things but Super Duper Liberal wasn’t one of them – it’s also a pathetic attempt to regain the position of Most Offensive Conservative in America.

The thing is that we’ve already moved on from Ann Coulter.

Think Bay Buchanan or Mary Matalin.

And the choir asked... "Who the fuck are they?"

And a bitch replied... "Exactly."

The blogs now have Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin and a reanimated Pat Buchanan and those wacky birthers and…

Well, I guess Ann didn’t get my direct message tweet saying that it was fun while it lasted but now her ass has been blocked.

Blink.

Anyhoo, onward to more interesting shit like...

...did y’all see the story about the man who pleaded guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy?

There’s a picture and a bitch is praying to the YouTube gods of that someone caught this shit on video!

Toodles...

10 comments:

NativeNYker said...

Great redirection! Cuz I have to say that I don't know who the hell Anne Coltrane (cough) is and why she would be remotely relevant present day...

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Blue said...

Whew! At least I see this was in August. It's a little chilly up there in the hinterlands already for there to be nothing between you and the elements but a barker lounger -but I wouldn't count on it showing up on youtube - everyone was probably out on the town in Duloot (Duluth to the uninitiated).

Dusty said...

Oh Girlfriend..I have THE best graphic to go with a Trashcan Annie post. ;)

Scott said...

A drunk gets a DUI in a motorized lounge chair...and of course he has to be from my home state! I bet he's originally from Wisconsin.

AOB said...

You forgot (sorry...not meaning to call a fabulous bitch out on her own blog...)Coulters' appointed heiress Michelle Malkin. For my money she's even more disgusting than Coulter. The Prom Queen and her attendant of rancidity... how about that one?

Shark-fu said...

My bad!

But the fact that Malkin didn't come to mind is proof that she too is played out.

I suspect she lost her inheritance when she tried to attack Michelle Obama in some sorta-book that no one read but her momma...and Ann Coulter...and Bay Buchanan...oh and Mary Matalin.

Wink.

The New Black Woman said...

I think Ann Coulter is probably about to release another book, expanding on her claims of all presidential assassins were liberals.

Reggie said...

I honestly hate to use the term, because I personally find it to be offensive......but no other words will suffice. Ann Coulter is a stupid fucking bitch!!!

libhom said...

I doubt Osama bin Coulter knows who John Wilkes Booth was.

jaztaylor said...

Hey lady! I just stumbled on your blog and I love it. I'm adding you to my blogroll (www.jaztaylor.com). That man pleading his case to allow him to operate a power chair drunk is a mess. He needs a damn ticket in my opinion. Ever been to West End ATL??? You'll find a plethora of what I call "Elderlies" zooming down the streets in their scooters like they are mopeds. They will run you over!!! Off the chain