This bitch was listening to NPR while driving to work this morning and heard the breaking news that Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested on corruption charges.
The Governor of Illinois?!?
Oh my…how not shocking.
I must confess that my first reaction was pure jealousy. Well, it isn’t fair! Illinois gets all the federal corruption investigations of sitting Governors! And now it looks like they’re getting an impeachment too while certain Governors are going to ride off into the sunset come January indictment free despite their scandalicious behavior.
Couldn’t Mr. Fitzgerald spread the love a little?
Shit.
Anyhoo, based on the press conference it would seem that Big Rod had it coming…he had it coming…he only has himself to blame!
Sorry…my bad…that damn song has been in a bitch's head all fucking day.
Cough.
Pat Fitzgerald of the bring Scooter Libby to sorta-justice Fitzgeralds held a press conference in which he read from the wiretap transcript, replacing all those alleged “motherfuckers” and “fuck him”s with “bleeping” and “bleep him”s.
Pause…consider…continue.
And shouldn’t those have been motherbleepers?
What?
I’m just asking.
The political pundits are now scrambling to uncover possible links between Obama and Obama supporters and anything Obama related and the now indicted Governor…and a bitch awaits the fruit of their labor...but my ass was struck by the alleged use of phrases like “fuck him, that motherfucker” by Big Rod in response to the Obama team’s alleged apparent unwillingness to pay-to-play with anything more than their gratitude.
As someone who regularly uses phrases like "fuck that fucking motherfucker", I can tell y’all that the phrase isn’t a term of endearment and probably speaks volumes about the nature of the response to Big Rod's "show me the motherfucking money!" Senate appointment pitch.
Time shall tell.
Either way, this is one hell of a fucked up drama hitting Illinois just when they need it least.
And ain't that a fine mess to kick off the new year with?
Shit.
***logs off singing My kind of town, Chicago is a bitch's kind of town! in a desperate attempt to get the soundtrack from Chicago out of my Afro***
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Illinois politics - the gift that keeps on giving....
The Republican effort for the 2004 Senate race won by Obama had to take the cake, though.
On the other hand, they DID pass an inclusive IL ENDA, and DID produce a pathbreaking and promising President-elect, so we can't rag them too hard. Our knuckle-draggers are merely duller than theirs.
NancyP
Dude's got balls. He ranks right up there with Randy "Duke" Cunningham. Hope those balls serve him well where he's going.
Hah, I think I like this blog. I've always had a soft spot for people who refer to themselves in the third person. I'll keep an eye on you, and great posts! There's a lot to be angry about in this world, and I can't help but think we'd be better off if more people said it!
Also, fuck Rod Blagojevich. Bastard had it coming. Selling senate seats? That's fucking low.
fitz has the cell block tango going and blago's razzle dazzle fizzled
Good ole Rods comments on PE Obama made me feel sooooooo much better as to Obamas non-role in this clusterfuck.
Obama seems to stay above the Chicago muck which is an amazing feat considering. When a youth attending a Young Dems convention, old man Daley tried like all get out to get his son....now mayor Daley elected the the chair of YD's since the DNC has just given a vote to the YD chair and called then Gov. Hearnes who called our chair. We said what Rod said...Fuck you and elected someone else. Stand up for justice.....not only is it the right thing to do, it makes you feel sooooooooooo good!!
hehe, I've been sporadically lurking here for awhile, but you've won me over with the Chicago references. So perfect for the situation! Just had to say hi!
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