Thursday, August 21, 2008

By request - a bitch's response...

Yes, a bitch has heard about Rush Limbaugh’s latest verbal malfunction…this one revising his fear of black men and his frustration that domestic violence against women is on the no-can-do list.

Via Feministing, here’s the Rush Limbaugh quote in question…

"Obama's patriotism is not being attacked in an ad. McCain's just out there saying he's putting his own personal political ambition ahead of the country's. It's -- you know, it's just -- it's just we can't hit the girl. I don't care how far feminism's saying, you can't hit the girl, and you can't -- you can't criticize the little black man-child. You just can't do it, 'cause it's just not right. It's not fair. He's such a victim."

And here’s a bitch's response...

#1 The Myth of the Black Power 'Easy Button'

I don’t know who told people that 2008 was the year of 24/7 milk and honey for black people, but they lied, they lied, they fucking lied.

Did I mention that they lied?

If Senator Obama had a dollar for every critique he’s received since announcing his candidacy he’d almost catch up to Cindy I don't keep track of my houses, I pay people to keep track of my houses McCain’s ass. So, that argument…the one that too many assholes have convinced themselves is true even as they open their mouths to toss out another criticism for good measure…mmhmmm, that argument that Obama is getting a pass because he's a person of color is bullshit.

I’ve been black and American since birth and let me assure you that 2008 is another year for the record books in the trifling ass insult laden assumption that black folks have some mystical race card…like a motherfucker Black Power Easy Button…that helps us get over department.

Shit.

#2 What we have here is a failure to communicate.
For the record, when one political candidate says that another political candidate is putting personal ambition ahead of his country’s needs…cough…that dude is questioning the other dude’s patriotism.

If you looked up "questioning another person’s patriotism" in the Slinging Mud for Dummies political handbook you’d find a picture of Senator McCain hurling that shit to his left.

Pause…consider…continue.

But hey, that one may have set a world record for destroying your own argument.

#3 And you miss that, don’t you? You sick fuck.
No Rush, you “can’t hit the girl” anymore…you fucking freak.

But you can still reach deep into your Racism 101 bag of tricks and pull out that tried and true favorite - calling a black man a child.

What?

Oh, yes you can.

See, Rush just did!

And Lawd knows nothing is going to happen to him as a result...is it?

Of course not.

Because the truth of the matter is that we can do a lot of things now a'days but we can’t pull sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigots off the air.

We just can’t do it.

It’s not fair.

They're such victims.

And that must be why Rush Limbaugh is the highest paid Bull Connor impersonator in the world…

14 comments:

dgun said...

Crap! Rush does look like Bull Connor. I never noticed that before.

And so Rush is complaining that what, he can't say whatever he wants to say about Obama? What a shame.

6 months ago Rush and his ilk didn't even like McCain. My how times have changed.

The Lazy Iguana said...

Rush is an ass. And so are people who listen to his show.

He has to say whatever he can to discredit Obama. First off, he has to back track against all the negative crap he said about McCain in the first place. Second, he is terrified that Obama might succeed as a President. That would be terrible! People would naturally compare Obama to the last President - and if they had a more favorable opinion of Obama than Bush then the whole neo-con movement is dead.

And with it, Rush. He would be a radio joke. A clown, a relic of a failed political philosophy.

So better get McCain elected. If McCain flops, no big deal. Rush can say "I told you so" and then revive the neo-con movement.

If McCain does an OK job, he is still a Republican! Rush and his ilk can claim that only after McCain put aside his "liberal" views was he able to do OK. But imagine how great another full fledged neo-con would be!

If Obama flops, of course Rush can keep saying liberal ideas just lead to failure. That shit may or may not work. To be honest, it would work. If the next President flops then he will serve one term. It is possible that the next President may not even try to run for a second term, fearing a highly embarrassing primary ass kicking.

But if Obama succeeds - what then? God forbid that a black man, a liberal black man, gets elected and the nation is better off in 4 years. I do believe that is one of the signs that the rapture is about to begin.

But the Evangelical Republican Party base look forward with glee to the rapture and the end of the world. So you would think they would be voting for people that would bring that about. And maybe they are.

Rush and his kind can simply not risk it. They all have way too much to lose. So they will say whatever they can to break down ANYONE they have labeled as "liberal" - except for McCain who they have to support in order to keep their bullshit alive.

Jimmy said...

Said it right...said it right!

MacDaddy said...

Love it! It's amazing that he's using Karl Rove and some of his people, people who put out the word that he had a black baby in 2000, to go after Obama all day, every day.

White folks who buy this shit don't deserve Obama or any other decent president.

lightning said...

Near as I can tell, the entire McCain campaign consists of various versions of OMG OBAMA IS BLACK!!!

The reason is obvious. There's nothing positive to say about McCain. And I don't think "If you liked President George W. Bush, you'll love President John McCain" will win too many votes ...

Dusty said...

Freedom of speech is a double-edged sword sometimes..and it sucks..but it Is what it IS.

Dianne said...

To quote Al Franken, Rush Limpballs is a Big Fat Idiot. (Okay, so Al didn't say Limpballs, but hey, the man needs Viagra).

Yeah, never mind the Ivy League education, the sharp mind and quick wit, the experience helping the less fortunate.

The only thing that matters about Barack Obama is that OMG he's black.

stupid shits

berdawn said...

I think the correct translation of man-child would be "boy". I can not believe this fucker still has not only listeners, but fans. Yes, free speech is what it is, but that s.o.b.s would choose to exercise it with sort of crap is just SAD.

WNG said...

He. Is. A. Clown.

with a pointy white hood

Bill O and Rush should start their own Amerikkkan Circus.

Homer said...

Miserable, adulterous, drug addled scum. Why anyone listens to that piece of crap is something I've never figured out.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

The frustration level is rising. I hope the tension is broken on Nov. 4. If it isn't I fear the reaction. I am not going to be a happy human, but at my age, the best I can do is retreat. I hope the 20 and 30 somethings will have more ballz and energy than that and will tear the house down.
Rash Limpdick makes Bull Conner look like a piker. Hew has refined the rhetoric and racist bullshit to a fine art and broadcasts it nationally. Bull Conner never dreamed of such a forum or rhetorical ability. Yes, Limpdik is one of the crowning acheivements of the racist right wing power mongers.

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

As Sigmund Freud said, a lot of things are symbolic, but often a cigar is just a cigar. As I study Rush smoking that cigar in the photo, it's symbolic to me of his pleasure in castrating black men at every opportunity.

Oh, the nerve of that out of shape fat racist pig calling Obama a child and the haters who write his check!

Shark-Fu, some new shit came up yesterday. Please drop by my blog and read the latest post. It gives an entirely different view of the next spin we can expect. Obama's Half-Brother George: Dirt Poor But Richer Than Many Of Us

Jeff said...

I'm sorry, but doesn't the Clean Air Act classify the verbal spewings of this profoundly disturbed man as atmospheric pollution?

Justice4Claire said...

I think I'd rather call him Cow Connor since he's an insult to my race and gender with apologies to womankind and hindus yeah o.k. and cows too. How about DrugAddledRightWingGasbagPieceaShitConnor, there now I only offended pos's. I feel better. Love this blog and have it rolled to mine. Peace