Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Next stop – Guam!

Lawd, have mercy.

The Democratic Primary season is holding on like a bad date!

Don’t get me wrong, if this never ending tour dealt with the issues a bitch wouldn’t think it a total beating.

But this this fubardemocratus clusterfuck of charge upon verbal malfunction upon run for the hills and take your guns with advertising is brutal as a motherfucker!

Wince.

Anyhoo, a bitch suspects Pennsylvania is glad to see that donkey’s ass crossing the state line.

Next stop – Guam May 3!

A bitch must confess that I’ve always wanted to visit Guam. I don’t really have a reason, but why the fuck not visit Guam?

Blink.

After Guam comes Indiana on May 6.

Brace yourselves, my fellow Midwesterners!

The kitchen sink, dishwasher, that cute little tile-top table complete with four chairs, the oven and broiler pan are heading your way…

18 comments:

Lee Coles said...

I'm not w/ girlfriend's win-at-all-costs antics, but she does have a point about Obama's inablity to cop a large state. Large = electoral votes.

Melissa McEwan said...

Anyhoo, a bitch suspects Pennsylvania is glad to see that donkey’s ass crossing the state line.

LOL!!!

Brace yourselves, my fellow Midwesterners!

I am BRACED! And both of them can BRING IT ON, because I am just so excited to have so much democracy going on around me during PRIMARY SEASON, that I can hardly stand it! :-)

Shark-fu said...

A true concern...but if coffee is for closers then Sen. McCain is the only one of the three who has earned a hot steaming mug.

Rileysdtr said...

Oh, McCain has earned a hot steaming mug of something... am I the only one with the inveterate filthy mind?

karmicdragonfly said...

I am SO ready for this to be over...I'm an Obama supporter, so I was a bit disappointed, lol -- no offense to the Clintonites in the audience, lol!

spincitysd said...

Actually Guam is very nice. It is a small tropical island surrounded by impossibly blue water. Lots of little colorful fishes in the water and they just love Vienna Sausages.

Fantabulous diving and water sports activities there. In short a great place to visit in the deep dark winter in the Midwest.

http://www.visitguam.org/

Spent several years there as part of the worlds greatest Navy. Only down sides are cost and distance. Guam is further out than Hawaii and is pricey to boot. Bush up on your Japanese as most of the tourists to the island come from there and from Korea.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Please check out my post today over at my site. I think it's pertinent to this discussion and probably something all us political bloggers ought to think about.

MacDaddy said...

"The kitchen sink, dishwasher, that cute little tile-top table complete with four chairs, the oven and broiler pan are heading your way…"

This midwesterner is bracing...The new Republican ad about Obama the gangbanger was special. Gangbanger today- Muslim terrorist tomorrow. Amazing. No wonder Jenna Bush says she may not vote Republican.

Dusty said...

The oven and broiler pan reminded me of something...

When will we be able to stick a fork in ol Hillary and say..SHES DONE!

Shark-fu said...

Now, now Dusty...

There is a process going on and the quickest way to end it is for Obama to win North Carolina and Indiana.

Otherwise this bitch is going to witness some serious history in Denver...

GayProf said...

Of course, the Democratic Party already stated they weren't all that interested in the Midwest by disfranchising the voters of Michigan. I mean, it's not like that will be a battle ground state in the general election or anything...

Dusty said...

I used to believe in "The Process" Shark Fu..then I learned about the Super Delegates...

The Process is really a dog and pony show. The SD's make the decision for us, as if we are children that cant be trusted to think and choose wisely.

But then...they might be right on that.. ;p

Nancy said...

To hell with Guam. Come to NYC!

Dusty said...

Michigan was warned that if they moved their primary there would be hell to pay.

They did it anyway..now they complain about being disenfranchised? They need to only look in the mirror to find who to blame for that one.

Hattie said...

Tip for candidates: The way to win Guam is to promise to eradicate the brown tree snake.
http://www.fort.usgs.gov/Resources/Education/BTS/

Maven said...

Yanno, before Guam became an American territory, what were they referred to as? Guamites? Guamians? Was the national language Guamese?

spincitysd said...

Maven,

Guamanians spoke Chamorro in the way back time. That is because in the way back times they were Chamorros. The Spanish came along and the Chamorros became a Mestizo race. Lots of Spanish got blended into the language and some Tagalog got spooned in from Spain's other Asian Colony- The Philippines. When the Americans came in a stole the island 1898 a smidgen of English was added in for shits and giggles. Thus modern Chamorro is a blend of the original plus other languages.

Since Guam is a US territory Guamanians speak English for the most part. Many keep up the tradition of Speaking Chamorro.

Mauibob said...

I too love the fact that democracy is playing itself out in full color ... all the way to the end. Talking about the end, how will the American people respond if Hillary gets the nomination at the convention because Obama was not able to get the votes he needed to win? Will we feel cheated? Will we feel like the system worked? What do you think?