Lawd, have mercy.
The Democratic Primary season is holding on like a bad date!
Don’t get me wrong, if this never ending tour dealt with the issues a bitch wouldn’t think it a total beating.
But this this fubardemocratus clusterfuck of charge upon verbal malfunction upon run for the hills and take your guns with advertising is brutal as a motherfucker!
Anyhoo, a bitch suspects Pennsylvania is glad to see that donkey’s ass crossing the state line.
Next stop – Guam May 3!
A bitch must confess that I’ve always wanted to visit Guam. I don’t really have a reason, but why the fuck not visit Guam?
After Guam comes Indiana on May 6.
Brace yourselves, my fellow Midwesterners!
The kitchen sink, dishwasher, that cute little tile-top table complete with four chairs, the oven and broiler pan are heading your way…