UPDATE: Congratulations Team Canada for a fantabulous Gold Medal victory in Women's Hockey!
And major congratulations to Team Sweden for taking the Silver and Team USA for taking the Bronze!
Okay, so a bitch had to take some time to recover from Sweden’s resounding defeat of the U.S. Women’s Hockey Team in Torino. My ass has concluded that any team or indivudual who talks to Katie Couric prior to competing is doomed to fail...DOOMED! The woman is a curse walking!
Lawd, a bitch was unable to cheer properly for Sweden out of respect and loyalty for the U. S. Women's Hockey team...who then got blown away by Sweden in a rather good reenactment of the 1980 U.S. Men's Hockey Miracle on Ice. And, hello...we're supposed to win those reenactments ladies!
And it doesn’t get easier!
Tonight, Sweden and Canada skate against each other for the Gold! Umm, and Silver.
Oh, the horror!
Nothing to do but inhale Smarties and just watch the whole thing unfold via satellite television!
But a bitch has been justified in my chosen flee to lands. Silver and Gold in women’s hockey…which is the element all flee-to countries should be judged on.
Enter into history, Shani Davis...
Congrats to a certain United States Speed Skater for representing the South Side of Chicago all the way to a gold medal!
Go on, with you bad self…
Oh...yeah...and congrats the the United States Women's Hockey team for winning Bronze. Y'all stick rock in a bitch's book!