Friday, February 03, 2006
Super Sunday anticipation...!
This bitch is eagerly anticipating the Super Bowl this weekend! No, not the game (sorry, but a bitch just has to be honest).
The commercials, chil’ren!
It’s time for the annual Bitch Squad ritual of fast-forwarding through the game to the ads…oh and any random acts of nudity that may sprout forth…bless them (wink).
ABB’s Super Bowl Advertising Viewage ritual…
Note…a bitch begins recording at the pre-game show just in case some advertisers snuck in there. My ass usually watches a movie until the game has been on for 30 minutes. By then, you can begin to screen and critique the ads and never actually have to watch the game! Since there is now the possibility of scandal-based drama at the Halftime Show, a bitch shall watch The Stones get their ancient groove on…then it’s back to commercial viewage!
Multiple salty crunchables for C-Money
A queso-like dip
Ranch dressing for wings
Winter lager for C-Money
Soda-esque beverages for C-Money’s balance
Flannel and raggedy assed comfortable shit that dates back to college
Blanket for passing out under
Lawd, a bitch can’t wait.
And may the best advertiser win!