Friday, February 10, 2006
A bitch's sister has scored this bitch a signed Anderson Cooper picture.
Sadly, Anderson didn't sign it to AngryBlackBitch with the side note "I Adore Your Blog" as requested. In fact, a bitch hasn't completed a handwriting analysis to confirm that Mr. Cooper actually signed the thing...but a bitch prefers to think the best of people and their signing of things containing their image (wink).
Anyhoo...Anderson will be accompanying this bitch all over town for my birthday. Framed, of course. He'll sit right next to my vodka cran and cigs!
Then, should his picture survive the festivities, Anderson Cooper will grace my desk...gazing upon this bitch as my crazy ass practices the fine art of bitchitude daily.
Up next...Christiane Amanpour and Howie Kurtz!